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11/28/02
4:59:09 AM
217.6.249.106

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Hi uncle Ritchy!

10/15/02
9:23:40 AM
217.6.249.106

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*forhappyness*

hi Onkel Ritchie!!! Na wie gehts??? haben deine Karte gekrigt! war richtig eifersüchtig!! Was ist mit deiner privaten Mailadresse! Versuche schon siet ner woche, dir darüber zu schreiben, aber es funktioniert nicht!! Nja trotzdem ne schöne Karte und nochmal danke dein schönes geburtstagsgeschenk! hab mich echt gefreut!! Viel spass noch im Urlaub, und lad mich ma wieder ein!!

Ciao Katrin

10/15/02
9:23:03 AM
217.6.249.106

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*forhappyness*

Ciao Katrin

10/14/02
8:13:16 AM
217.6.249.106

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"little happy"

Hi Onkelchen ! Na haste deine Seite ma wieder geändert! Soll dich von Daddy fragen ob du zum Geburtstag kommst? Ruf doch ma wieder an! Hast wohl keine Zeit mehr,was zu viel Filmstress!! na ja, komme ja nächstes Jahr hab meine Eltern rumgekrigt! bis dann Katrin

PS: Danny, lass es!!!

10/3/02
1:51:06 AM
65.239.133.41

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10/3/02
1:49:04 AM
65.239.133.41

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Listen here Richard Belzer I am studying to be a teacher and I do not have cable because of lack of monetary note. I do work part-time, that's beside the point -and that's the fact that this Oct 3, 2002 I have been watching Homicide for the first time ever the past 2 months and I'm running out of seasons...if anyone can hook me up maybe we can BARTER?In any case...I love you're character...the funniest ep I've seen thus far includes a picture you took in the nude in the 70's you never thought you'd have to ever encounter again. I have to tell you, I laughed my head off (clean version) when I saw your face...this Munch character really gets me going. What a cool soundtrack of music....E-MAIL ME: ANGXYZ12@YAHOO.COM I have a 2 hour long radio show at 91.1 WDBX, Community Radio for Southern Illinois. We are sponsored locally by the community...it's an unconventiONAl show in which I tend to let my opinions out as well as mix different genres of my personal collection of music ... David Byrne (Talking Heads) Modest Mouse, Peter Tosh, Bjork, NOFX, The Roots, Chemical Brothers, Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix, Tom Waits, I mean I have hundreds of cd's and about 80 records.Homicide is such a sweet morsel of goodness. The ending of each ep keeps me thinking....and actually becoming SMARTER! HEy EmAil ME DO NOT PASS GO!

7/27/02
6:37:41 PM
66.60.150.146

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Greatings, Mr. Belzer.

The likelyhood of you actually reading this is slim to none. But I have no life and nothing better to do, so I might as well take the chance at sending my best wishes to a true comic genius. At this very moment I have officialy slammed my head into the keyboard about four times, I think four, I could be wrong. The reason I am slowly killing brain cells after each and every hard blow to the keys in front of me, is that I cant possibly convince myself that you'll see this and actually care, and even if you do see this note I will have most likely frightened and irreparably scard you for life. Enough with the jokes, I'm starting to hurt myself. Thank you for entertaining me so well, and you should feel proud, very few people have actually made a carbonated beverage shoot out of my nose at such a high speed.

Peace, Harmony, and much love, Stephanie Edd dreemyus2@yahoo.com

p.s. I'm in no way expecting you to write, but self delusion is good for the soul.

7/27/02
6:36:09 PM
66.60.150.146

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Greatings, Mr. Belzer.

Peace Harmony and much love, Stephanie Edd dreemyus2@yahoo.com

p.s. I'm in no way expecting you to write, but slef delusion is good for the soul.

7/23/02
2:52:03 PM
165.201.138.254

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Richard,

Is it possible you were in the Air Force? My cousin swears you were his room mate in Japan. If so, he says you haven't changed a bit and you're the only famous person he's ever met.

One more thing, love your show.

Jenny jltavare@yahoo.com

7/22/02
4:31:32 AM
195.93.50.171

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Wassup?! I juss wanted to say that you kick! You are like, so awesome! Like, I know L&O is not meant to be funny cuz it's a crime drama show, but with you in it, forget it; it's gonna be a bit humorous! Also I just wanted to say, that lately I have been having these weird dreams that you were my Godfather and you keep calling me "Sparky" for some reason. Bit odd...? Well wanted to say that. So see ya lata. Bye!

~Jaimie

7/22/02
3:34:49 AM
64.12.96.104

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You rock. You kick fucking ass.

7/20/02
8:41:43 AM
212.180.34.229

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dear dick i-ve see mariska and dick at monte carlo festival they give your adress at bozouls when i can call you for an interview,? Jean-Jacques Jelot-Blanc French TV Journalist

6/30/02
9:27:13 PM
152.163.204.76

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I AM A HUGE FAN ,SINCE YOUR STAND UP DAYS AND OLD COMEDY MOVIES,PLEASE SEND ME AN AUTOGRAPHED PICTURE OR WERE I CAN GET ONE,SINCERELY,FRAN KAHLE ATFKAHLE@AOL.COM

6/17/02
6:28:27 PM
66.88.201.133

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Dear Richard,

I met you this past weekend 6/17 at a restaurant in PA. I want to thank you for coming over to our table and congradulating my new wife and myself. You didn't have to and I certainly didn't expect it.

Jason Bennett jbenn429@msn.com

6/17/02
3:14:09 AM
151.202.88.40

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The George W Bush 2000 Stolen Election Commemorative Coin

http://www.stolenelectioncoin.com

The Purchasing Strike against Republican Contributors

http://www.boycott-republicans.com

6/14/02
10:51:29 PM
207.237.240.167

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Dear Richard,

Last Saturday, 6/8/02, my wife and I saw you on Broadway near Lincoln Center. I said "David, I really love your work." You said "Richard!" and walked briskly on. I was aghast. My intention was to appreciate your craft and wish you well. Instead, I may have annoyed you. Don't know how David popped out of my mouth instead of Richard, but I knew whose acting and sense of humor I was acknowledging. Just wanted you to know.

/Dick Jones dick@pia.net

6/5/02
6:43:26 PM
209.131.199.163

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Don't know if you read this...I am a documentary writer producer interested in talking to Richard about a potential project. Would like to make contact with him or his agent.

Jim Crahancrahan@nineteenthstar.com

5/11/02
4:05:24 PM
67.96.11.146

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5/10/02
5:40:44 PM
194.165.166.49

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Hi Richard,

Gra "ere"! Please email me

4/29/02
8:44:32 PM
168.191.60.244

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Dear Richard,

I just want to tell you that I'm a fan of yours from the early days and to give you some news. You were slammed on stage at the Bottom Line at the recent Buzzy Linhart benefit by Moogy Klingman (not that you would care). He went on about how you were riding around in your limo when you should have been there, and encouraged the audience to have nothing to do with your or your television work. I just thought that it was outrageous for him to do that in light of who he is (or, more accurately, was). Just so you know who your friends are. Thanks again for your great politics and brilliant comedy.

4/1/02
3:37:56 PM
159.134.177.28

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i can honestly say that i really feel great about my life after reading all the wacko messages left here in the last year or so, , , ,please write to me? i'll pay for your photo? , I'm in love with you? i'm your cousin, the one with the unstable mother who's dead? i'm related to you?, , thankfully all i am right now is scared

3/18/02
1:53:13 AM
66.46.130.190

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Mr. Belzer, As an aspiring comedian I was scoping out websites to find some inspiration for an upcoming performance. You know- words of wisdom et al... And I wish to thank you, because having just read some of the comments posted by your fans- I am wondering if I want to be a comedian afterall... Are all comedy fans that f***** up? Amazing. Truly amazing.

2/20/02
1:40:02 PM
198.81.16.29

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Dear Richard You haven't writen me yet why is that. When you do get this letter please write please. I also like you in Law & Order:SVU not love you I have that hansome someone Actor in mind I truely love .

Reach me at NSync27821@aol.com Love too you Love Mimi R.Rubinelli

Say HI too Ice T for me please you two rely are a good,good friend together stay that way.

2/20/02
11:10:00 AM
12.219.16.140

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IM SELLING KISS ALBUMS ON EBAY NOW.

2/18/02
8:56:09 PM
142.59.130.49

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DEAR, RICHARD, My name is Jim Glazier, from 4308 42 AVE. #20 Rock MTN.. House Alberta, Canada . And I need the help of someone with great influence over people and the resources to convince people they can protect there property. I am not trying to get a hand out, but perhaps some kind of business venture where we both can make money. I have been interested in vehicle security since 1997. I get sick when I hear of peoples property stolen , damaged , and even lives lost from such a preventable problem as car theft. I have looked at many vehicle security devices and there weakness, and endeavored to build a device that is easy to install and also user friendly, and very difficult to remove. I have built prototypes, and have used one on my vehicle for three years even in big cities, and always felt comfortable that my car would always be there where I parked it. I also installed one on an old truck in an auto wreaker and it took three big men 4min. 56 seconds to remove it, only by braking the floorboard because of too ridged a base. This has since been redesigned to be flexible. It was encouraging to see one person could not remove it. It is loose enough installed, that it cannot be cut with a hacksaw, since it is made with good strong steel. The lock cannot be frozen because it is incased with steel and a small air space. These men ! tried with hammers and feet to remove it and only exhausted themselves. Since joy rides and theft of vehicles for the purpose of committing a crime are the main reasons for general auto theft, I know this will be a very good and secure type of vehicle theft deterrent. I have a U.S. patent and applied for an international patent with the help of a company in Ireland, who have done up for me a confidential research report, on North America, and Europe and are at this time trying to find manufactures all around the world that would be interested in building this device that I call "Brake Lock. There is some simple electronics that serve as a trade mark, as well as takes care of the brake light problem. I recently have had interest from England and Illinois and hope to get a positive response from them. Auto theft is a huge problem everywhere. I know it will make a difference. But it will only make a difference if people will use it. If I could give you more information that might convince you, perhaps you may be interested in being a part of this venture. .P lease, if you want more information or have questions please get in touch with me at my E-Mail address ( cadillacjim @msn.com) Thank you, I look forward to hearing from you . PH.& FAX (604) 845-7244 James Glazier

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2/18/02
6:47:38 AM
80.11.164.190

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hello again i'm the french fan this is my mail maxsaag@caramail.com groove tube is the most interesting ,the most funny thing about tv thank you so much do you speak french ?

2/18/02
6:41:10 AM
80.11.164.190

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dear richard , i write you from France , i'm 21 and me and my best friend are great fans of the groove tube (we have seen that movie something like 20 times !) . It's very strange because i never made the link between you in the 70's and you now , i realized that saturday night because you was on a serie on french tv ! is it possible to have the mail or the adress of ken shapiro please , what is he doing right now ? thank you to give us an answer , it will be very please . see you soon rodriguez ! tv is alienation

1/30/02
9:23:10 PM
211.133.184.14

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Dear Richard Belzer.

I'm sure you are special genius,till now and from now on! This is an obvious fact.

From in Japan,KiRiCO.

1/17/02
10:47:27 PM
24.58.19.126

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melinda loves you

1/17/02
3:03:50 AM
172.183.55.14

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*Munch* Johnny Depp Rules!

1/7/02
11:34:07 AM
65.34.95.39

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THE MACDILL PEACE RALLY AT GADSON PARK - JANUARY 19, 2002

THIS IS AN URGENT CALL!!! WE MUST MOBILIZE NOW!!! WE MUST CLAIM OUR VOICE AND SUPPORT OTHERS TO SPEAK UP!!!

Please join us in a peaceful protest in response to the current war-centered strategy of our government, and in defense of civil liberties for all peoples in the U.S., and in defense of the innocent children, women and men who are being killed by the U.S. military, and in order to prevent further escalation of this revengeful response to the September 11th tragedy.

Please let us know if you will need housing arrangements (contact us).

LOCATION: Gadson Park - Adjacent to MACDILL AIRFORCE BASE 6901 S. MacDill Avenue at Marcum Drive Tampa, Florida

DATE: Saturday, January 19th, 2002

TIME: 1 P.M.

Richard Glad your archery practice in 63 went well and no one got injured. I barrowed the tape from the library on JFK...I and the crew here would like to invite you to share your views on the above if you wish to come, let us know at www.macdillpeacerally.com.

Respectfully yours,

Jay Alexander St Pete,FL jayalexus@yahoo.com

12/29/01
1:47:20 PM
198.81.17.58

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; AOL 6.0; Windows 98)

Richard Please write me back.

Reach me at NSync27821@aol.com

Mimi R.Rubinelli

12/29/01
1:45:21 PM
198.81.17.58

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Dear Richard I've been always an Law &Order Fan back the time when Chris Noth and them got started.

I think your very atacktuf and very sweet on the show and you been mad just sends me too heaven what I've been thrue when the time when the WTCenter fell.

I've been in court before when some BlackGuy hit me in the face wile tacking my elderly Friends Purse I was very nurves his Lawyer was like stabbing me with a knife.

I love you as Munch and I have always loved Homacide as well.

Love too you oh say HI to Ice T the big Man for me too please.

Love Mimi R.Rubinelli NSync27821@aol.com

11/13/01
8:28:34 PM
64.8.1.222

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)

aw Crap, Mr. Belzer. forgot my name and address, I wrote ANOTHER CONSPIRACY.

Bill Adcock what_happened_to_boris@hotmail.com

11/13/01
7:58:40 PM
64.8.1.222

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ANOTHER CONSPIRACY dedicated to Richard Belzer, another lone nut

a guy sat down with a book with which he sought to take a look into the world of conspiracies soon he got all jittery he saw, I say:

JFK and UFOs Lee Oswald eating Sloppy Joes faked us landing on the moon kept us up from night till noon

Took the astronauts out of range filmed it all on a soundstage hit civilization with rocks all dusty and hickeys from Reno girls all lusty

Flying saucers in South Missouri Zooming out in such a hurry

Lee Harvey Oswald in a depository took JFK's life without a sorry drank a Coke and dropped the knife took sharp aim and took a life

Roswell 1947 hot as hell, ain't a heaven saucer crashed into the sand blew up as it tried to land

Conspiracy, Conspiracy No escaping them for me Conspiracy, Conspiracy MIB is chasing me...

11/3/01
2:02:22 AM
205.247.107.203

Mozilla/4.61 [en] (Win98; I)

Your Belzishness, (or the person who reads this for you) How can I get a copy of your "Taliban TV Guide that you read on "The View?" Thanks for all of your hard work over the years, Bruce, a fan since the days of "The Groove Tube." By the way, you wuz robbed when your portrayal of the black hooker did not get you an Oscar nod. Blatant racism ... or was it anti-semiticism? Anyway after the Producers has become such a success, howzabout a musical version of that film: "The Groove Tuba" ... I'll be waiting for that call ... Bruce

10/26/01
10:15:40 PM
208.166.204.49

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)

RICHARD, I LOVE TO WATCH YOU ON LAW & ORDER SVU. I THINK YOU ADD SO MUCH TO THE SHOW. MAY I HAVE AN AUTOGRAPHED PICTURE? PEGGY HARDEN,10789 C.R.264, ALVADA,OH 44802 THANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10/18/01
1:47:48 PM
64.252.41.37

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)

Dear Mr. Belzer, I'm helping the Bridgeport Housing Authority change stereotypes of people in public housing. I'm producing a commercial which highlights former Bridgeport Public Housing residents. It has come to my attention that you may have lived in Bpt. Public Housing. IS this true? If so can we use your photo in a commercial which suggests that good people have come out of public housing? IF so which Housing complex did you live in? Can we take the image from this website or can your people send me one. Thanks in advance for anything you can do in this matter to change blanket stereotypes about people from public housing.

Frank Borres 203-366-5033 Americanv@snet.net

10/14/01
1:14:57 AM
155.33.64.195

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i love u sooo much! law and order svu is sooo good. keep up the good work p.s. - u r sooo cute

catcaramel19@hotmail.com

10/13/01
7:46:59 PM
63.212.186.59

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)

Hey Belz!

-regardless of what the others have been saying about you...you've got CLASS!

...is it true that you actually step OUT OF THE SHOWER to take a PISS?

-you crack me up, you really do...thanks for the laffs!

Gnarley dave jimrocksloud@excite.com

9/29/01
12:22:07 PM
203.58.0.254

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)

Hiya! I just want to say that I think you're an incredible actor! You play John Munch so well, I couldn't imagine anyone else doing him justice (and I have a good imagination!). Thankyou for all the great performances you've done! I hope to see more of you on SVU (you're the only reason I watch). From what I've heard you're also a great comedian which makes sense, few people have the sort of comic ability it takes to pull off the lines you do as Munch :o) Cheers Kacey (in Australia)

9/21/01
1:19:03 PM
65.12.12.96

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90)

OK, I have written this letter and then not sent it about 3-4 times. Last time, I promise myself. Were you in NY or France Sept. 11? Are you all OK?

That's it. It bugs me that I don't know about so many people....

Jane beccangelsmom@home.com

8/13/01
8:37:05 PM
172.158.68.241

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)

Hi! Just thought I'd post the link to my fan site. http://www.geocities.com/richardbelzer

-Dann

8/11/01
2:31:13 AM
64.12.106.52

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; AOL 6.0; Windows 98)

Your so cool. Will Munch have more sexual escapades on Law & Order: SVU?

from:star_struck_luck@hotmail.com

8/6/01
3:22:42 PM
158.111.4.25

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows NT 4.0)

Check out both the top and bottom sections of this site if you get a chance. Good UFO and Shiner news.

8/5/01
1:36:02 AM
168.191.122.173

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98)::ELNSB50::000041100578041a049102d2000000000503002800000000

Hey Richard: Happy Birthday for the 4th. Any comedy planned in NY anytime soon? Always remember: Acting's fine but comedy's divine. Thanks for all the laughs & insights. Best wishes from the original comedy groupie. 4Mlansky@compuserve.com

8/5/01
1:31:11 AM
168.191.122.173

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98)::ELNSB50::000041100578041a049102d2000000000503002800000000

Hey Richard: Happy birthday for the 4th. Any stand up planned in NY anytime soon? Always remember: Acting is fine but comedy's divine. Thanks for the laughs & insights. From the original comedy goupie. 4Mlansky@compuserve.com

8/4/01
7:31:57 PM
208.138.148.42

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.1b1; Mac_PowerPC)

Hey Richard . . .

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! Hope it's a great day for you.

I have been a fan of yours for years, beginning with the first time I saw you doing stand-up. I like the way you always add that unique quality you possess (intelligence is what it is) into every character I have seen you play. I'm not a big fan of cop shows, but I do watch "Homicide" and "Law & Order: SVU" because of your presence in these dramas.

Keep up the good work!

Sincerely,

Betsy Fox Cochise, Arizona betsyfox@vtc.net

8/4/01
12:38:59 AM
152.163.197.184

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; AOL 4.0; Windows 98; DigExt)

Happy Birthday!! :-)

From: Erin in Ohio Avid Law & Order SVU fan

7/29/01
9:34:30 PM
212.30.111.74

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90)

happy anniversaire richard ! quand vient tu en vacance en france ? je voudrait ton adresse pour te demander un vrai autographe sinon mon adresse et :bourdon david 6 rue de la victoire 59142 villers outreaux (france)

7/27/01
12:28:37 AM
148.233.53.168

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)

I am your fan!!!

President of your fan´s club in Toluca Mexico......

arellanobeatriz@hotmail.com

and please could you send me an authograph foto via e-mail

7/16/01
3:18:04 PM
209.139.132.35

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)

I think you are funny. Please write back something funny. Brend Juarezona@earthlink.net

7/15/01
7:22:32 PM
65.14.248.79

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)

i have been madly in love with you forever. tall, skinny, dark haired, big nosed guys are all i find attractive, who are enormously funny. if i were to be told i was going to die in a week,and i could spend that week with any man, it would be you. however, i know you are married and, as a matter of fact, your wife looks something like me. Just wanted you ti know i think you are hot and wish you could clone yourself for me.

Carrie Kline,thejewishprincess @home.com

7/15/01
7:22:31 PM
65.14.248.79

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)

Carrie Kline,thejewishprincess @home.com

7/12/01
11:23:19 PM
148.75.42.154

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I love you... I have had a crush on you since I first saw Homicide. I wish I could meet you. Then you'd see... we could get to know each other... fall in love... get married. It would be perfect.

7/7/01
6:06:41 PM
152.163.197.199

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0CS2000; Gateway.net; Windows 98; DigExt)

I have my doubts that Richard Belzer will ever read this message, but I feel so inclined to leave a message for him anyway. Belzer interests me in the way he combines wit, intelligence, and good looks into "Munch". I would love to know more about the real Richard Belzer, thus I am leaving my e-mail address in hopes that he will contact me. Even if he doesn't, I will still remain a big fan of his work! Keep it coming!

E-mail address: Bethmeray@gateway.net

7/7/01
4:11:43 PM
216.214.109.69

Mozilla/4.7 (Macintosh; I; PPC)

Mr. Belzer: I saw on one of the talk shows that you are a conspiracy freak. I am too. I have a theory on a large conspiracy in the 50's and early 60's but do not have the knowledge or contacts to check it out. I think you would be interested. zilersh@corecom.net

6/29/01
11:23:53 PM
205.188.197.53

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; AOL 6.0; Windows 98; MindSpring Internet Services)

Well Belz, I have my doubts that you will ever read this posting, but just in case. . .here it goes. . Just watched an episode of SVU where you played the prominent role (a young girl named Emily in a coma etc). After watching said episode I decided to get online and try and get a message to you to explain that I thought your performance was excellent. You demonstrated some very real acting skills there my friend ( your two scenes with the girl in the hospital touched me. . .. a man probably as cynical and jaded as yourself). Mazaltov. I truly hope that that unique acting ability will find a home in other venues in the years to come. As to your crazy ass UFO theories. . . well, thats a whole 'nother story.

Keep up the good work man, you're the best. later, tobrien1917@yahoo.com

6/22/01
1:34:54 AM
24.4.254.141

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows 98; MSOCD; AtHome020)

So recently, I've redeveloped this addiction to Homicide: Life on the Street. God, I love that show, and I love det. John Munch. You kick ass.

6/18/01
8:31:34 PM
207.19.140.75

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 95)

My name is Stephen and my e-mail address is stephen_james_21@yahoo.com and I just wanted to say that i enjoyed him on Homicide and love his "Another Lonely Nut" CD. I was wondering if it may be possible to buy the video of the concert that you performed at and where I could find it?

6/10/01
7:13:11 AM
152.163.204.207

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Hi Ricard

do you remember me? nurit... friend of dalia 1975 sitting in the front last night... great night! it was nice to see you after so many years I hate you...you look the same, if not better. much love, Nurit (used to be klein)

6/10/01
7:13:09 AM
152.163.204.207

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; AOL 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)

Hi Ricard

6/8/01
4:36:02 AM
152.163.205.62

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*Munch* Hi. ::runs away::

6/6/01
7:39:31 PM
66.32.93.230

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)

excellent banner ads folks.

while i doubt richard belzer will ever read this, i would like to say the following:

richard, i would like to cover "conspirary theory" as i know you take it seriously.

it is so refreshing to hear you populate such memes via the various shows you are on. i am street @ mindspring.com if you wish to share any research. i am very intrigued by sharing book lists and/or other media references to further my (or, our mutual)knowledge.

lastly, thank you for being one of the few people out there who is not complicit in their painless (i.e., blissful) ignorance as americans.

- chris

6/5/01
2:32:19 PM
209.141.225.77

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)

Hi Belz, I am coming to see you at your roast on saturday. You better be funny!

6/4/01
4:28:51 PM
24.184.152.95

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)

Hiya belz. I'm fifteen so don't take my word seriously, but I just finished UFOs, JFK, and Elvis. Here's a thought that is so amasingly simple I'm surprised I haven't read it yet, or maybe I read it and can't remember it. Which it probably is. Anyway, if extra terrestrials are so intelligent, it only makes sense that they wouldn't abduct polititcians. If they pick some prick from that devil's asshole place you mentioned, then no one will believe him, and they can continue shoving tools in our ass to their hearts content. If they take the president though, then people are gonna believe him... well maybe not bush, but some presidents. Like you said, maybe that's why JFK was assassinated, though I have a hard time eating that. Anyway, it seems possible to me that they could be breeding humans and experimenting, like we do to rats and fruit flies. It would certainly explain all those sexual experience things, though I have my thoughts those people are desperate to tell their friends they got laide. Anyway, thanks for the thought, the book, and my newfound lack of friendship as I don't trust anyone anymore.

BTW, I looked up lunar structures and lunar archeology, I can't find anyone with real pictures. Also, you can see the stars, they are very faint. It's hard seeing them with the light of the sun on the moon, but they're there. I'm sure you knew allready. Right, back to my book report, guess which book I'm using. GTG, I need to kiss george carlin's ass now.

6/2/01
3:12:20 AM
152.163.204.46

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; AOL 6.0; Windows 95; DigExt)

I REALLY APPRECIATE YOUR WRITINGS.YOU'VE GOT BIG ONES !!HA

6/1/01
9:31:58 AM
207.172.106.151

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)

Hey Richard, I know the chances that you actually read these postings is rarer than seeing Gary Coleman bringing Bea Arthur to orgasm in primetime with his stubby tongue but on the offchance you do look at this please check out this bizarre news article I found on you. It's at http://rattv.tripod.com/work.htm Any truth to it or just another tabloid invention? btw avoid that Melanie chick as she is totally crazy and stalks celebrities. Once she claimed in a Yahoo club that you and her were married. Peace man, SCUMMS@yahoo.com

5/25/01
1:31:52 PM
64.12.105.31

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; AOL 6.0; Windows 98; Compaq; DigExt)

Please contact Ted Fass at Entertainment Unlimited at 516-735-5550 in regard to Sept. 7 Gala Dinner Dance at the Waldorf benefitting the Foundation for Fighting Blindness. We would appreciate hearing from you or your manager/agent.

Thank you.

5/19/01
9:39:47 PM
206.25.7.44

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows 98)

Hello Richard, I am one of your biggest fans! I am in the process of taping every episode of SVU and Homicide that comes on. Usually I just tape the portion of the show that you are on. I watch them over and over.

If possible, I would love to have a picture of you. I would be glad to reimburse you for the expense of sending one.

Thank you, Pam Peterson lwpeterson@hotmail.com

5/8/01
12:47:22 PM
216.163.254.6

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT)

Hi again...if you ever get my previous email re:gov't ruling our lives, you can reply to: spg90@yahoo.com

5/8/01
12:36:26 PM
216.163.254.4

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT)

Richard...just finished your book. Wow. Makes me hate to live in this country sometimes. It's truly sad that a gov't(or those that control the gov't) have so much power to affect our lives in ways and not let us know the truth about enlightening possilbities or information just for the almighty-fucking-dollar... How do those responsibe be held accountable? Who can one talk to? Is it hopeless? How can those in control keep all these secrets? the rumor of a chick getting knocked up in an office somewhere goes thru the building like an unattended campfire in Ca during the Santa Ana Winds...whooosh! How can all these secrets be kept for so long?

4/16/01
1:55:44 PM
63.81.204.232

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)

Richard,

I read in the latest Parade Magazine that your father committed suicide when you a young man. As the Director of Devlopment for a local suicide and crisis hotline, I wondered if you have ever agreed to appear in a Public Service Annoucement for such an agency or if you would consider doing so? I also wanted to invite you to attend our annual events and to take full advantage of your celebrity and its ability to help those in need. Would you ever consider doing a benefit show to assist our community agency? If so, please contact me at 305-358-1640...my name is Mark Trowbridge and our agency is the Switchboard of Miami..been around since 1968. Thanks for your consideration.

4/2/01
12:40:11 PM
212.151.121.8

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)

I work as i freelance reporter in Sweden and would really like to interview you. Please contact me: utter12@hotmail.com

3/29/01
4:10:40 PM
24.64.48.93

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows 95)

Smart comedians are the best.

I think all smart people are somewhat funny...I am not funny.

3/24/01
10:52:14 PM
205.188.200.58

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; AOL 6.0; Windows 98; DigExt)

Hi Mr. Belzer.

Although I'm happy for your success, I'm also disappointed that I probably won't get to see you on stage again here in Miami.

In the 80's, before I had a VCR, you did some hilarious specials for Cinemax -I think (the one where you tried to go "clean" for a woman was maybe the best comedy bit I've ever seen........"I just rode into town and boy are my horse's balls swollen"), are those available anywhere? I wrote Cinemax about it a long time ago and their reply was that comedy shows are only run a short time and then shelved due to lack of interest. Is there any way to get a copy of them?

If anybody has them, please write me.

gbham@aol.com

3/9/01
9:15:02 PM
63.24.105.167

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows 98)

Dear Richard,

I have been a fan of yours for many years. You sent me a picture and letter when you were at catch a rising star. Thank you for taking time to care about your fans. I enjoy seeing you on TV and hope you are doing well. Best of luck in the future.

Roxanne Springer email me at iljbi@bellsouth.net if you want.

3/7/01
4:51:55 AM
172.164.245.127

Mozilla/4.76 [en] (Win95; U)

Belz, You are the probably one of the greatest minds to ever be on this spore hole, called earth. I just wonder. Are you good drinking buddies with Dennis Miller?

3/7/01
4:44:54 AM
172.164.245.127

Mozilla/4.76 [en] (Win95; U)

Richard Belzer should be a porn star.

3/3/01
3:26:59 AM
208.63.174.12

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)

I assume that R. Belzer will never see this, but someone will stumble across this message and can answer my question.

Years ago, when Belzer was a sort of angry young man doing standup, he did a bit about Bob Dylan still folk-singing as an octogenarian. It was a hilarious routine, his impersonation sounding somewhere between Dylan and George Jessell. I saw the bit on TV, but wondered if it was available on any recording. If anyone knows of an album on which this spoof can be found I would appreciate hearing from you. (If the bit is available anywhere as .mp3 or whatever, more the better.)

Having read the warning, and at my own discretion, I leave this email address:

jfthomas@mail.com

2/21/01
3:53:05 PM
209.179.216.67

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)

Hi Richard,

This is your cousin Claire, Leila's sister. I lost Leonard and Aunt Ruthie's phone numbers. Do they have e-mail addresses, so I can write to them. It gets pretty lonely out here without any family (Leila hasn't talked to me in 12 years and when I was in the hospital with kidney failure fed me some wierd story of how something my mother said about me before she died (even though she knows our mother was not exactly a stable personaity ...) was the reason she could never see me again.

It would just be nice to feel that somewhere out there I have some family to talk to.

I'm not asking for anything, just trying to find some family, so I don't feel so alone,

Claire (Belzer) Celmer

2/17/01
8:11:02 PM
24.164.177.132

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)

you rock as john munch on law and order svu and homicide i am your biggest fan and i have your cd and your book and the movie the groove tub i love you bye

melanie

12/9/00
10:19:36 PM
172.136.7.115

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; AOL 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)

Hey, Richard! Everybody asks me if I'm related to you! David Belzer, Seattle, Washington

P.S. You probably hear that a lot.

12/7/00
6:57:17 PM
209.114.177.43

Mozilla/4.72 [en] (Win95; I)

I don't know why I'm writing this considering the fact that the odds you actually reading this are small but I just found this place and felt obligated to thank you.

A couple of weeks ago I was feeling pretty low after talking with some friends on the Internet. They say that you should never bring up politics or religion in a conversation and I have the rather annoying (or by my thoughts, endearing) habit of doing both. And from that conversation I found out that half of my friends are Republicans, the other half are mute, and that life would be much nicer if I just chilled out and shut up...and that I should be nicer to George W. Bush. Anyway, during this low and somewhat lonely period of time, I happened to turn on the Daily Show and saw your appearance and it really cheered me up. So, I wanted to thank you for reaffirming the fact that I am not insane.

Plus, a few days later I finished a biography on Groucho Marx which had a quote by you. This also cheered me up and inspired me to go out and rent Animal Crackers so thank you again.

So, in the off-chance that you actually read this, I just wanted to say thank you. If you would like to e-mail me and let me know if you read this, I'd love to hear from you. Again, I don't expect it but since my e-mail has been pretty empty lately, I certainly wouldn't mind. The address is GAT_Detroit@hotmail.com.

Normally at this point in a message, I would leave humorous quote from one of my favorite TV shows but the only thing I can think of right now is Mr. Burns telling Smithers to have the Rolling Stones killed on The Simpsons.

11/15/00
2:52:38 PM
205.188.200.39

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; CS 2000; Windows 98; DigExt)

Hi there!! I am a HUGE Fan of Law and Order Special Victims Unit. Det. Munch is my favorite character. You are a really great actor, I will never forget the first time I saw you in that movie The Puppet Masters. I thought you were the coolest one. :) Like I said, you are a great actor and I would love to hear from you sometimes. If you have time that is. Here is my email address: munchkinsvu@email.com. Thanks for letting me post on your board!!

11/10/00
6:29:33 AM
205.238.243.64

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 95)

Hi Mr. B.- I read some of the excerpts from your book, and I'm going to snag a copy first chance I get! Meanwhile, though, if I get any alien visitors and they want me to take them to see our leader, I'm sending 'em to see you! Best wishes, Dee K.

11/5/00
4:04:35 AM
152.163.207.84

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; AOL 6.0; Windows 98)

I just read your thoughts on what Bill Clinton's retirement plans should be in this weeks issue of People Magazine, and I gotta say Mr. Belzer, You ROCK! Thanks very much for the laugh. Katie in Alaska

9/1/00
4:20:37 PM
195.52.73.10

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 95; DigExt)

read your book on JFK, UFO's and Elvis - need more info!

Shaun.Wolfe@allsop.co.uk

8/30/00
10:37:09 PM
207.69.49.141

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows 98)

http://www.healingchildren.org/welcome.html

8/26/00
3:22:53 PM
205.188.209.14

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; AOL 5.0; Mac_PPC)

I have a great screenplay for you to read. The lead role has you as Ronald Reagan. For more please e-mail me Daysixadam@apl.com

Joey

8/26/00
3:22:44 PM
205.188.209.14

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; AOL 5.0; Mac_PPC)

I have a great screenplay for you to read. The lead role has you as Ronald Reagan. For more please e-mail me Daysixadam@apl.com

Joey

8/14/00
3:16:58 AM
203.76.17.27

Mozilla/4.08 (Macintosh; I; PPC)

dear richard you are sexy for someone my fathers age . you should have been willsmiths partner in men in black

8/12/00
1:59:25 AM
209.240.200.94

Mozilla/3.0 WebTV/1.2 (compatible; MSIE 2.0)

What you gunna do, when Hulk Hogan runs wild on you! BROTHER!

8/12/00
1:59:20 AM
209.240.200.94

Mozilla/3.0 WebTV/1.2 (compatible; MSIE 2.0)

What you gunna do, when Hulk Hogan runs wild on you! BROTHER!

8/12/00
1:59:19 AM
209.240.200.94

Mozilla/3.0 WebTV/1.2 (compatible; MSIE 2.0)

What you gunna do, when Hulk Hogan runs wild on you! BROTHER!

8/12/00
1:59:18 AM
209.240.200.94

Mozilla/3.0 WebTV/1.2 (compatible; MSIE 2.0)

What you gunna do, when Hulk Hogan runs wild on you! BROTHER!

7/21/00
4:13:05 PM
166.93.219.190

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows NT; DigExt)

Saw you get trounced by Hulk Hogan LIVE, when it actually happened all those many years ago. Became an instant fan (probably a sympathetic reaction) Read your book and while enjoyable you are only just scratching the coffin lid. If you are really altruistic in you quest, rescind you role on the "Murder Mindwash" TV show. Can't you see your culpability in perpetrating the cult of corporeal? Television has no problem showing a nightly barrage of Humanicide whilst there are WORDS that are verboten? SEX is dirty and obscene but the taking of another's life can be considered entertainment... Even as your character is on the side of LAW...(a "good" guy) the repetitve nature of the theme Homicide ingrains it's acceptability in our consciousness. Relent and regain your honor sir. But as both the publisher of your tome and the network which airs your program are more than likely implements of the intelligensia you alas, are either an unwitting pawn or a clever disinfo-doppelganger. Your fan, sage the foursquare man

6/21/00
3:28:14 PM
24.188.65.26

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)

I just love you as John Munch on Homiside, you are the best!! maryjhatt@hotmail.com

6/16/00
7:02:54 AM
24.234.43.55

Mozilla/4.61 [en] (Win98; I)

HI MR. Belzer did you enjoy the short film i gave you? Neurotic Navels. I look forward in speaking with you some more. I have some fascinating stuff to tell you. Miguel Andujar. Miguel@LVSD.COM

6/10/00
4:03:07 PM
152.163.195.191

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; AOL 5.0; Windows 95; DigExt)

Your book was great!

6/1/00
8:58:36 AM
216.33.87.90

Mozilla/4.7 [en] (Win95; U)

I don't know why I'm writing this since I strongly doubt you'll see it. More likely a conspiracy conceived by some computer geeks to see how many people they could sucker into writing to a celeb. Well, here's one more. On the off chance this will actually make it before your bespeckled eyes, I wanted to tell you how much I've enjoyed your work over the past years. In fact, I'm listening to 'Another Lone Nut' as I'm writing this. You have a wonderful sense of humor which I appreciate greatly. Plus, you look remarkably like someone I used to sleep with, so whenever I see you I get pangs of....well, let's just say pangs. I look forward to many more years of your brillance.

wendygaily@yahoo.com

5/31/00
3:42:18 PM
207.114.39.64

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows NT)

Hi Richard,

My name's Annie Peroutka, and I'm writing an article for "Baltimore" magazine on former cast members of the beloved "Homicide: Life on the Street" and what they're doing now. I'd like to include you (a.k.a. Munch) in the article. Please have you or your publicist contact me at Sladezing@aol.com.

Thank you, Annie Peroutka

5/11/00
4:47:05 PM
152.163.206.179

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; AOL 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)

i love your show's homicide and law and order svu and crime stories and i loved your movies the groove tub and homicide the movie and i loved your book and cd please read this my e-mail is bigsissy80@hotmail.com

4/16/00
1:01:05 AM
152.163.207.199

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; AOL 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)

Hi Richard!

We are your long-lost relatives!

Dave Belzer Sam Belzer Seattle, WA

www.davebelzer.com stbees@compuserve.com

4/9/00
12:21:20 AM
4.54.45.193

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)

Belz, I just wanted to say "Thank You" for writing the book "UFO's, JFK, & Elvis" I'm sure you get a lot of fan mail, but let me say I have to be one of the biggest fans of your book. Sometime in the early fall of 1999 I bought your book on cassette because I had seen you on Leno or Letterman talking about it, and I listen to it over and over and over again. I would say that since I bought it I have listened to it 25 times! It is so intriguing and eye-opening I just have to listen to it over and over. The tapes are probably about to wear out!!! Thanks for putting all of these conspiracy's into one book. I've never been a HUGE conspiracy nut untill I listened to it, and I think it has changed my entire way of thinking. I've always been intrested in JFK and the assassination, but you brought it to an even bigger light. Thanks again....If you have a chance to corrispond with this e-mail, I would love to hear from you, and I'm intrested to know if you are going to write another book. Chris Sowder "Another Lone Nut" riverland703chrissowder@netzero.net

3/29/00
7:51:08 PM
12.78.112.183

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt; AT&T WNS5.0 IE5.0.01; AT&T WNS5.0)

Hi Richard, I used to have a copy of an HBO special of yours, probably about at least 15 years ago, and I lent it to someone who lost it! It was the funniest show I've seen before or since. It had the Mr. T. Hulk Hogan routine, Mickey lost his shoe, Go to rabbi Chuclememens study, Belzheimers disease etc. Is there anywhere I could get a copy of this show???????? Thank you so much! You're still my favorite! Sincerely, L. Jones jones.richard.d@att.net

3/26/00
9:17:02 PM
149.152.8.11

Mozilla/4.7 [en] (WinNT; U)

hey, uhh Mr. Belzer i just wanted to let ya know im a HUGE fan but omly 16 all my friends think im NUTS hich i am i guess i bought your book the day after i heard about it with my own money and when i read in that book about your cd i bought that also well i had to order it actually LOL

i want you to know that i HATE hulk Hogan and what he did was pathetic i will i will tell him what i think of him if i see him i have a sit for you at yahoo but it isnt so good because pictures wont download so we only have the club pic

but thats a good one. I used to be SOO shy but it seems ever sense i watched you i have a sharp mind and will retort when prevolked by the way your good at theses things there are some idiotic kids teasing us at lunch throwing food at us what should i do?? i thought about just freaking them out by walking up to them and saying ahhh what better way to spend a friday nite than looking at cold pale dead naked bodies laying in the back ally ways of new york?? (meaning SVU) what do ya think???? LOL they are the druggies of school also (ya wanna come arrest them ? im sorry i am talking so much but i really like you and i think your a talented actor i saw you in bandit bandit and besides you the movie sucked i also saw you and Yaphet Kotto in Puppt master that uhh that was just plan ODD but i was actually laughjing at ya only cause it seemed so Munch for you to just glance at a boy in the wind shield i cant yet bring myself to watch you in scareface because i hate bloody movies and i saw the last scene of that movie after they uhh redecorated lets say and well you get the idea

but i guess thats it and please respond cause it would make me SOO very happy to heard from ya my email is tjmunch@yahoo.com

3/24/00
6:24:14 PM
63.200.100.82

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows 98)

My wife and I loved you on the comedy awards show last night (3/23/00) with all those clinton jokes.

Keep up the good work.

3/7/00
2:27:45 PM
206.140.180.3

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows 95)

this is josh belzer

3/5/00
3:58:09 PM
166.62.84.38

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows 98; FREEI v2.53)

I've been fascinated with the Belzer personna since I first saw your comedy routine. My friends think you are one of the reasons I choose the type of men I do. (Take full credit. My friends are seldom this sharp.) Juli, I would love a comprehensive site on this wise and witty man. Any suggestions? e-mail:Redpagan20@yahoo.com

3/5/00
3:51:31 PM
166.62.84.38

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows 98; FREEI v2.53)

3/5/00
12:33:10 AM
209.165.0.57

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Mr. Belzer,I am a really huge fan, and i just would like to compliment you on your role on Homicide life on the street..and say, well i think you are really hansom!I am happy to have a show like SVU on tv to replace what was lost with Homicide, keep up the good work!is there anyway i could get an autograph?please reply:-) e-mail:tuffcookiedanielle@chickmail.com Sincerly Danielle

3/2/00
8:29:22 PM
203.16.135.130

Mozilla/2.0 (compatible; MSIE 3.0; Windows 95)

Hi Richard. I looked for you constantly on Law and Order but finally you're regular on Special Victims Unit. It's good to see you. I like the idea of conspiracy research. I'm doing some myself. You'd be good at analysing body language. If you look at the clip of Pres. Clinton denouncing the murder of that little six year old girl by the six year old boy. Is it my imagination. Is the President saying one thing and meaning another. Does he seem to have another agenda? Like gun control. Anyway, keep up the good work. I like your style. Anne. From Australia.

2/25/00
5:59:24 PM
152.163.194.199

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; AOL 4.0; Windows 98; LifeServ)

Mr. Belzer, I enjoy watching you on re-runs of homicide and i also watch you when you are on Howard Stern. Do you have plans for a new book? I really liked the Homicide movie on NBC. It was get to see the cast together. Thank you for your fine acting and please keep up the good work.

Erin Hulme ech1130@aol.com

2/23/00
9:03:31 PM
24.4.252.76

Mozilla/4.5 [en]C-AtHome0405 (Win98; U)

Hi there; This is just a suggestion, but is there anyone out there who would like to have a really comphrehensive Richard Belzer fan site? You know, like with biography, pictures, filmography, etc. I mean, I am a huge fan of both Mr. Belzer and Lieut. Munch (on Homicide and SVU) and would really like to have a good web site out there for him. I also loved "UFO's JFK and Elvis", and really have taken an interest in conspiracies now. I also think that he is a brilliant and witty comedien, and wish he would come around to NJPAC or some local venue so that I would have the pleasure of seeing him in person (and possibly meeting him). I find him to be a hilarious, talented, intelligent and exceedingly humourous (not to mention sexy) actor, and I live to watch SVU every week! I really liked the crossover episode because you got a great perspective of what Munch was all about, and I only wish he had a more central role (who cares about Chris and Mariska? hehe). Anyway, if you read this, Mr. Belzer, I would love for you to write back. My email address is: LvngNClip@aol.com Ciao, Juli

2/23/00
2:17:14 PM
164.106.40.177

Mozilla/4.6 [en] (Win98; I)

Hi Richard!! I just wanted you to know that I loved you in Law and Order: SVU and I watch it all the time!! I eat, sleep, and dream of that show!! Nicky my email address is Luvtigers2u@hotmail.com

2/19/00
9:00:54 AM
200.203.179.102

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows NT; DigExt)

www.netpar.com.br/chaplista

2/18/00
11:59:12 PM
24.4.252.76

Mozilla/4.5 [en]C-AtHome0405 (Win98; U)

Hey there. I just wanted to say that I loved you on Homicide and now watch SVU relgiously. I've also ready UFO's, JFK and Elvis...and absolutely loved it. I now constantly bombard my history teachers and friends with little known conspiracy facts. I've trying to find "Another Lone Nut". I find Det. Munch to be a wonderful, fun character: cynical, smart and passionate. Thanks for being an awesome actor and all around funny guy! Thanks, Juli. LvngNClip@aol.com

2/17/00
10:22:04 PM
63.64.11.24

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)

Hey RIchard. If you get this write back and say hi. Paul Hopp threehopps@sigecom.net

2/17/00
11:53:42 AM
24.147.42.208

Mozilla/4.6 [en] (Win95; I)

Dear Richard: am using computer at a local library. Was happy to receive Harlee's message and look forward to seeing both of you when I am in NY. Love Always, Sylvia

2/14/00
5:23:12 PM
209.156.183.179

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; MSN 2.6; Windows 95; DigExt)

You're awesome on Homicide: The Movie, I haven't seen an episode since the series ended, I wish I had CourtTV. By the way, your HBO conspiracy show was great, I still have it on tape! -Blake Egan HighRoller84@juno.com

2/12/00
4:24:23 PM
209.240.200.44

Mozilla/3.0 WebTV/1.2 (compatible; MSIE 2.0)

I can't watch your program anymore because I had a Magnavox big screen model RM8510ak02 in Southwest tv 6300 white lane suite B Bakersfield,Calif 93309 Phone (661)-397-4940 Owner is Shawn Pelham they refuse to give me my money back or even a partial refund.I spent $550 repairig it and they said they put a new blue CRT in it.I took it to another repair shop and they said all they did was put heat transfer fluid in the tube.The tube was never changed. They refuse too talk to me.I will contact the BBB and consumer affairs.If that don't work take them to small claims court! SOUTHWEST TV IN BAKERSFIELD,CALIFORNIA RIP PEOPLE OFF !!

Sincerely, Marvin Christopher Persinger

2/12/00
3:53:09 PM
209.240.200.44

Mozilla/3.0 WebTV/1.2 (compatible; MSIE 2.0)

Your the best!

2/9/00
11:04:28 PM
152.163.195.208

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; CS 2000; Windows 98; DigExt)

Hi Richard! You are fantastic on "Law and Order Special Victims Unit". I watch it every week that it is on. I think you definately have a kind of rough charm or animal magnetism. Thanks for the entertainment and may you be blessed with much health, happiness and prosperity... Denver Lee in Denver Colorado

2/8/00
12:38:34 AM
152.163.213.49

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; MSN 2.5; AOL 5.0; Windows 95)

dear richard this is your cousin sam josovitz is there anyway of getting in touch with you or are you doing any talk shows on the weekend where i can come down and see you after so many thanksgivings ago at aunt marthas

sincerely sam josovitz brier5@aol.com

1/27/00
4:42:10 PM
205.188.196.57

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; AOL 4.0; Windows 95)

my friend sherry thinks that you were in a doo wop band Is this true?

1/21/00
11:04:12 PM
209.240.200.154

Mozilla/3.0 WebTV/1.2 (compatible; MSIE 2.0)

Howard Stern said he made you!

1/20/00
10:20:52 AM
204.49.18.207

Mozilla/4.7 [en] (Win98; U)

Your roomate in Colchester CT 60's Robert C. Bogusky 1183 East Gulf Beach Drive St George Island FL 32328 850-927-4173 Bogusky@digitalexp.com

1/15/00
8:50:53 PM
216.238.68.208

Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; U)

think your a great on homicdie and law and order special viticms unit and i think your the cutest guy i ever seen i love your outfits on all of your shows bigsissy80@hotmail.com

1/15/00
8:17:56 PM
152.163.197.198

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; AOL 5.0; Windows 98)

Mr. Belzer, I'd just love to say that you are/were/whatever my favorite character on Homicide, and I think it's really cool how your character is sarcastic and Jewish, kinda like me. It's nifty to see people like myself succeeding on tv.

Rock on, and could I have your autograph? -Jordan Owens 1331 Wannamaker Ave Summerville, SC 29485

1/9/00
9:03:05 PM
216.238.68.245

Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; U)

your really cool and cute and your my fav guy on law and order bigsissy80@hotmail.com

1/8/00
9:15:59 AM
204.138.181.195

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 95)

Richard: Love your acting and your sense of humor. Your very charismatic. Hope you are able to entertain for many years to come. *Happy New Year* Amber

1/6/00
11:06:11 AM
56.0.96.15

Mozilla/4.04 [en] (Win95; U)

Do you know about this site? If you e-mail please contact me. I am now publishing a daily news digest called "Right Is Wrong" via email.

You can subscribe to it via e-mail at RIW-subscribe@listbot.com

or you can check out my web page

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Chuck Zlatkin zlatkin@prodigy.net

1/6/00
11:05:50 AM
56.0.96.14

Mozilla/4.04 [en] (Win95; U)

Do you know about this site? If you e-mail please contact me. I am now publishing a daily news digest called "Right Is Wrong" via email.

You can subscribe to it via e-mail at RIW-subscribe@listbot.com

Chuck Zlatkin zlatkin@prodigy.net

1/6/00
6:26:25 AM
24.93.78.131

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)

As a fan and comedy writer, I'm glad that I've finally found an address where I can reach you Richard. I was wondering if I can e-mail you some samples of my work. I have written for such people as Joan Rivers and Rondell Sheridan, among other. I'd love to show you my off the wall brand of humor too. Thanks.

Barry ZBarry13@carolina.rr.com

1/1/00
9:42:08 AM
202.213.140.114

Mozilla/4.7 [ja] (Macintosh; I; PPC)

I love Munch! A Happy New Year 2000!

Rumi Takano (Japan) sound@post.email.ne.jp

http://www.ne.jp/asahi/rumi/viola/jpeg/mcard00.jpg http://raiden.hackle.nu/~bunny/munch/mmp.gif http://raiden.hackle.nu/~bunny/munch/room.html

12/27/99
10:51:54 AM
209.115.192.123

Mozilla/4.7 [en] (WinNT; U)

Hi Mr. Belzer! You are definitely one of the funniest, most amusing actors on television today!! My two favorite TV shows are Law & Order and Law & Order: Special Victims Unit. Amidst the somewhat grim nature of these shows, you provide a smart-ass but superbly intelligent humor to ease the tension and tragedy of the cases being investigated on SVU. I bought your book just over a month ago and was astounded at your depth of knowledge of JFK and UFO-related matters. Great reading!

It would be awesome to get an autographed photo of yourself. What address would I have to write to?

Thanks so much for your time. Keep on kickin' it!!

Christo Lawrence (christolawrence@hotmail.com)

12/24/99
1:35:25 AM
209.240.200.114

Mozilla/3.0 WebTV/1.2 (compatible; MSIE 2.0)

Remember when Hulk Hogan dropped you on your dome? That was EPIC DUDE!

12/23/99
4:40:55 PM
208.149.67.73

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)

Richard, Hi! I'm a big fan of yours. I watched you in Homicide and now I watch you on Law and Order: Special Victim's Unit. I'd never heard of you until one of my friends told me that I looked just like you. So I done a little research and found out you were a comedian and played on Homicide. After I saw you on Homicide, I couldn't believe my eyes! I'm 16 and you look just like an older me. The resemblance is uncanny and I'm sure you'd agree. I'd be very much honored if you'd e-mail me at icelord84@hotmail.com Keep up the good work! Sincerely, Bunky Farris

12/21/99
1:53:27 AM
12.78.205.163

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98; AT&T WNS5.0)

Dear Mr. Belzer,

I am a student of your alma mater, Dean College in Massachusetts. There are many students at the college that are big fans of your work on both "Homicide" and "Law & Order". I've asked around and several students and faculty members would love to have you come speak to the student body, either about your career, or if you were available, at commencement in May. It would mean a lot to the students of a small school to have such a talented celebrity such as yourself attend some sort of school function. If you would please e-mail me if you are available, or just to tell me what Dean College (then Jr. College) was like when you were there. Thank you for your time. Chris E. CJE883@excite.com.

12/21/99
1:16:10 AM
209.162.38.202

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)

great if I can talk to you, bless your relevations and revelations...

Doc in Lake Tahoe Startving comedian

PS Peschi solved it in costners movie for me, when did you know?

Doc from Tahoe

http://www.thegrid.net/protel

12/18/99
6:09:13 PM
24.95.162.29

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98)

Munchkin, how ya doin'? Hope you're drinking a lot of green tea, Bayliss has some if you ran out. So, how long did it take you to pulverize Gharty? Ya know, it's surprising, you probably cared more about Billie Lou than the three other ex-wives you had put togeter. And Gwen's mom, more than Gwen. Okay, I'm done with the tanget, but I really do love your sense of incredibly thought provoking humor. It's hard for most people to grasp and I don't see why, I didn't know that many people were so stupid.

12/12/99
12:25:44 AM
152.163.197.59

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; CS 2000; Windows 98; Compaq; DigExt)

Hi there Richard Belzer. I will try this one more time. I worked with you in NYC on Special Victims Unit, in a sex shop on 6th Ave. Very Briefly, weeks and weeks ago, I admit. I write for www.hightimes.com, and for www.disinfo.com. I do a lot of writing on US Government drug smuggling connections. I would very much like to forward you an article or two, or if you go to either of these two websites, type my name in the site search engine, a number of interesting pieces will turn up. ( excuse the shameless self-advertising, but...) HT is news, disinfo is conspiracy related. I can be reached at ptpeet@cs.com, or ppeet@hightimes.com, either one. I am very much enjoying your book UFOs jfk, and elvis, which I bought today. Thank you for taking the time to read this, and I look forward to hearing from you some time soon. I am also very interested in maybe doing an interview with you, maybe for HT? Coupled perhaps with a review of this book, or even for disinfo.com perhaps? Please let me know what you think of this idea. Again, thanks. Peace, Preston Peet

12/12/99
12:21:10 AM
152.163.197.59

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; CS 2000; Windows 98; Compaq; DigExt)

12/12/99
12:10:41 AM
152.163.197.59

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; CS 2000; Windows 98; Compaq; DigExt)

Hi there Richard Belzer,

12/12/99
12:10:41 AM
152.163.197.59

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; CS 2000; Windows 98; Compaq; DigExt)

Hi there Richard Belzer,

12/12/99
12:09:47 AM
152.163.197.59

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; CS 2000; Windows 98; Compaq; DigExt)

Hi there Richard Belzer, I guess this must be stay simple. I woked with you on Special Victims Unit in NYC recently, though you may not remember, in a sex shop on Sixth Ave. Anyway, I am reading your book, and am enjoying it very much, though that might not be the right word. I write for www.hightimes.com, and for www.disinfo.com. I would very much like to forward you an article or two on the CIA drug smuggling thing, if you would like to read them. It is an issue that I have done quite a lot of research on, as I put myself through hell on the chemiccals they helped smuggle in to me, and everyone else around the friggin' world.

12/12/99
12:05:19 AM
152.163.197.59

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; CS 2000; Windows 98; Compaq; DigExt)

Hi there Richard Belzer,

12/12/99
12:05:05 AM
152.163.197.59

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; CS 2000; Windows 98; Compaq; DigExt)

Hi there Richard Belzer,

11/28/99
9:21:41 AM
207.172.152.44

Mozilla/3.01-C-DH397 (Macintosh; I; PPC)

I love your Detective Munch character. He's has such a sardonic and acerbic wit that I didn't need to be reminded to sit in front of my TV when "Homicide" or "Law & Order: Special Victims Unit" comes on. By the way, how would I get my hands on a copy of the first "Law & Order / Homicide" crossover from 1996? (the episodes which introduced the interaction between "Homicide" and its New York counter-parts) Please let me know where I may find a copy.

Tom Myers tsmyers@erols.com

11/26/99
8:13:32 PM
205.188.199.174

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; AOL 5.0; Windows 95; DigExt)

You are so cool. I watch you every night on the Homicide reruns with adoration and awe. I do think that Detective Munch should have a bigger part, but, y'know, I should just be happy that I can watch you on television at all. I contacted your brother at RSBelzer@aol.com in hopes of finding your real email address, but I couldn't get it. If you could email me back at HorseGirl23@aol.com I'd appreciate it. Thanks a lot. Your devoted fan and worshipper, Hilary

11/24/99
8:41:38 PM
205.188.197.158

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; AOL 4.0; Windows 98; DigExt)

The best role I've seen so far is the role of Det. John Munch in Law & Order:Special Victims Unit

11/17/99
7:31:05 PM
152.163.195.214

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; AOL 4.0; Windows 95; DigExt)

Okay, I just wanted to say: I love John Munch, I think he's awesome and brings life to Homicide (um, little joke, sorry). I think you are the best author, comedian, TV star, detective, actor, whatever. I just love your work. Please, please, please write back!!!!!! Hilary, at HorseGirl23@aol.com

11/8/99
5:08:06 PM
207.239.20.165

Mozilla/3.01 (Win95; I)

Hey Richard,

THis is your old Catch A Rising Star friend Elliott Kappel. I heard you recently ran into my sister-in-law at a restaurant in Manhattan. Anyway, just wanted to say Hi and to figure out a way where I can getv you to sign my copy of your book. It would look good on the coffee table. Drop me a line at EK1153@aol.com sometime. Would love to hear from you. Hope all is well with you and Harley. Best wishes, Elliott

11/8/99
5:07:44 PM
207.239.20.161

Mozilla/3.01 (Win95; I)

Hey Richard,

11/4/99
1:28:13 AM
209.26.74.45

Mozilla/4.06 [en] (Win98; I ;Nav)

Is this thing for real?

Well, if it is, I'd like to ask Mr. Belzer if he has a public email address. I would not expect a personal address for obvious reasons, but it would be nice to actually get a hold him. Of the many celebrities out there, Mr. Belzer seems much more like a real person, someone I would be glad to have a conversation with. My name is Ben Murphy and my email address is akagm@hotmail.com. I would love to hear a reply.

Thank you.

10/25/99
12:10:13 AM
128.6.175.83

Mozilla/4.61 [en] (Win95; U)

people always ask if we're realted, and sometimes i say that we are. i hope you dont mind. Stevie James Thebells

10/25/99
12:06:54 AM
128.6.175.83

Mozilla/4.61 [en] (Win95; U)

LAW AND ORDER RULES!!!!!!!! I think it is by far the coolest show ever on TV. All i'm saying is that Richard Belzer makes the show AWESOME, especially when he is good. Remember in episode 27 when you laid down the law (and order). I watch it every day for inspiration and watch in adoration as you act away. Youre good. GO YANKS!!!!! -Bobby Tagwiellergishawn

10/25/99
12:02:26 AM
128.6.175.83

Mozilla/4.61 [en] (Win95; U)

you want to come over and pplay with me --- Richie "Crisal" Edwards

10/25/99
12:01:15 AM
128.6.175.83

Mozilla/4.61 [en] (Win95; U)

I have never seen you on TV. What channel are you on? Looking forward to meeting you. Do you think I sound nice?

-Louis Raisin

10/24/99
11:59:37 PM
128.6.175.83

Mozilla/4.61 [en] (Win95; U)

do you think i should take a little tweek before i audition for your show? i mean i heard you did lotsa coke so you would know right?

10/24/99
7:12:58 PM
205.188.193.23

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; AOL 5.0; Windows 98)

Richard, Enjoyed your Q & A in UFO Magazine.By the way,where's Devil's Asshole,Alabama? What a pompous,arrogant,condescending thing to say!

Rusty Brooks Trussville,Alabama RBROOKSZ99@aol.com

10/24/99
5:59:39 AM
167.30.37.194

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 95; DigExt)

Loved you in Homicide - lucky for me here in Australia we still have one more season to go, so I still get one more year of brilliance!! I just caught you on 'When Cars Attack' which was hilarious.

How's about coming down under to do a couple of shows - and if you do make sure you tour over to Perth so we don't miss out!

Rebecca guardami@yahoo.com

10/4/99
11:42:35 PM
63.23.142.119

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)

I just love your character on homicide, and Law and Order. I think Munch should have a bigger part,(but who am I to complain).Well that's all I have to say so good-bye.

Your Fan, Lashawn

9/29/99
8:50:26 PM
205.188.192.58

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; AOL 4.0; Windows 95)

Mr. Belzer, I would like to say that the entire seventh grade at my school (the Calhoun School) and love your work, especially when you played Detective John Munch. Our grade has put together something called the 'Save-a-Munch Fund' (an idea from an episode of Homicide). We take lots of different things like hairclips, paper, etc., and we are making a shrine for you. We will hopefully mail it to you in care of the station that plays your new show, Law and Order: Special Victims Unit. Love Hilary at HorseGirl23@aol.com

9/28/99
11:02:21 PM
206.227.19.6

Mozilla/4.61 [en]C-CCK-MCD (Win95; I)

Hi my name is larry siegrist.I enjoy you work very very much.(661)871-1466.2201 duke dr bakersfield ,ca 93305 or you can e-mail me at Siegrist@bcsd.k12.ca.us

9/10/99
3:16:31 AM
205.188.192.171

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; AOL 4.0; Windows 98; DigExt)

Dear Richard,

I want to wish another Belzer a HAPPY NEW YEAR! If you ever make it to Minnesota I will make sure there is a spot at the table for you.

Sincerely yours, Robert S. Belzer RSBelzer@aol.com

8/22/99
3:20:51 PM
24.95.170.84

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98)

Seems as though everyone liked you in Homicide.

8/21/99
8:17:34 PM
209.240.200.44

Mozilla/3.0 WebTV/1.2 (compatible; MSIE 2.0)

Shed the dark clothes and glasses!

8/14/99
9:36:58 AM
208.198.34.233

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Mac_PowerPC)

Dear Richard, As Hunter Thompson once said, "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro". Keeping that in mind we'd like to invite you to be a speaker at FortFest '99, the world's oldest and most prestigious conference on anomalous phenomena, to be held the weekend of November 6 in the Washington, DC area. We spoke to Sandra Martin, who we know for a long time, the day after your birthday. She said she had just had lunch with you and suggested I fax her with the salacious details. I did and am now holding my breath with anticipation. We loved your new book and we hope you can join us, John Keel, Jaques Vallee, John Michell, Colin Wilson, Vincent diPietro-Mr. Mars Face-fom NASA and others for a weekend that should give you enough material for chat shows and stand ups well into the next millenium! The International Fortean Organization is a non-profit educational organization started in 1932 by Theodore Dreiser, Ben Hecht, Alexander Woolcott, Both Tarkington and others to further the work of phenomalist, and fellow New Yorker, Charles Fort. We would be pleased if you could join us! RSVP for moe details and enticements. Our email is anp@netkonnect.com. May the farce be with you, Phyllis Benjamin, President The International Fortean Organization

8/9/99
2:54:04 PM
205.188.195.39

Mozilla/2.0 (compatible; MSIE 3.0; AOL 3.0; Windows 3.1)

hey, belz!

love you to pieces. you're great as Munch... you convince us to question authority... but above all, you're one of God's rare gifts to stand-up comedy!